Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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