You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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