I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
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This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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