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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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