some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
