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  I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

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  stop writing like that.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  DC is easy, you will figure it out.

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  I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He stood me up.

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  I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.

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  I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.

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  The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant

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  This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.

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