That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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