Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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