Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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