Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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