used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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