oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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