This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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