I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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