he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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