Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Come share oat with me in your robe
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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