you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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