Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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