Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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