First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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