In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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