btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's blow job season.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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