That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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