It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
