Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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