So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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