Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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