Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Michael Bay diarrhea
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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