Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
