beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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