chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just invented taco cereal.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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