I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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