if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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