that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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