hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I am mentally ready for anal.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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