I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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