Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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