awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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