You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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