I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
