If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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