The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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