Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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