I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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