All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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