But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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