She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
