how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
In other news, I just burned my penis
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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