i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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