I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
there is puke in my bra ... again
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