whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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