yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Boobs speak an international language.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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