Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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