Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
as a side note pls kill me
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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