Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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