Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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