We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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