drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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