I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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