Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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