what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
handjob tips. give me some.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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